I'm a terrible influence.

This escalated quickly.

BURN!

Meh

True.

Cool.

Which involves Richard Alpert and Eames taking a shower together?

Doesn't do it for me at all. It's his jaw.

:kicks off shoes, slides out of dress, dances:

Rwoar!

I already feel a strong Buzz.

Mmm tacos

It's the edgy new Fats Domino biopic.

He flunked the oral?

Eccch

This mean Nic Cage will be the next pope?

Not to mention the man-crushes. It's like Doc Holliday got gout.

So many tight shorts.

Someone get Val Kilmer's agent on the phone and get to work on a car with a modified front seat.

So he was 'head' of his class?