I've been asked to not dance at weddings before. I guess I'm just that bad at it?

Was ok until the fight on Sunday evening.
Nothing too special.

Blue, always blue.

I love those boots! I am crazily jealous you have the legs to pull them off.

I um hate t-shirts?

Falling over and carpet burning your whole leg! Oh wait…

Happy birthday!

Beyond envious of this.

Same here actually, but eating in gets to be such a pain in the arse by the time either of us get home by 7 or 8 at night after the actual process of grocery shopping.

Was going to ask how much they cost. They're dear as all hell to buy here.

Just standard hamburgers and hot dogs and cuts of beef with a Worchestershire, basalmic vinegar, olive oil, hot saucem garlic, honey and zest of orange sauce (recipe of my mum's)

I liked the Caesar.

Humina-humina!

How wrong is my reaction to Peggy stabbing Abe that I immediately thought " Great! Now she can date Stan"?

Yeah, but they have some style about it.

I only take offense at your odor.

Ethan Hawke's weasel face will come out the screen at you and talk philosophy.

Well I wouldn't quite go that far, these are romantic date movies for people with brains and maturity.

Won't his fleshlight get jealous?

I sort of have it. It's ups and downs, good and bad but the important thing is knowing they'll be there no matter.