Travis Barker, is that you?

I love Jenny Slate and I don't care who knows it!

God I fucking hate the Freys

everyone seems happy on Facebook

None, because I don't know any of them personally. What is wrong with you people?

I just can't today

nice avatar

THANKS, OSAMA

There is no Sherlock. He is a manifestation of Watson's imagination. They start a fight club in season 3.

EGGS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH NAILED IT

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Breaking Bad is over, what else matters?

Tripping Ted

Can we stop talking about this non-news and focus on Justin Timberlake's epic performance?   That guy effortlessly sang and danced his way through a 15 minute medley.  Also, fat Joey Fatone.

Really enjoyed this one.  Saw the twist coming, probably because everyone kept saying there was going to be a twist, but it was used very effectively to create more suspense.  I cheered gleefully when she reached for the blender cord, fuck that was awesome.  Adam Wingard is definitely someone to watch.

If your goal is to kill yourself and your brother in a car crash, maybe you offer to drive and then drive into a tree or wall at a high speed?  But hey, you can just hope you drive by water and grab the wheel and then somehow get knocked unconscious after falling 10 feet???

I agree with your assessment

No

METH MUHFUCKA, DO YOU SMOKE IT??

I know what you mean!