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Am I the only person who liked Quantum of Solace?  It was a bit subdued, but I thought it was good good.  The Tosca shootout in the kitchen was nice and the director obviously knew the opera well enough to put some good easter eggs in there.

I understand that little girls enjoy pinups who aren't too manly and threatening (Davey Jones, David Cassidy, Tom Waits) but isn't this kid a little too girly even for the tweeners?  Who are these girls going to be fucking when they grow up?  Is there some sort of Idiocracy-style movie about this phenomenon in the

I understand that little girls enjoy pinups who aren't too manly and threatening (Davey Jones, David Cassidy, Tom Waits) but isn't this kid a little too girly even for the tweeners?  Who are these girls going to be fucking when they grow up?  Is there some sort of Idiocracy-style movie about this phenomenon in the

Well, he does differentiate each season with a new wardrobe gimmick.  I'm guessing next season is all about cock rings.

Well, he does differentiate each season with a new wardrobe gimmick.  I'm guessing next season is all about cock rings.

I really liked it as well.  As good as the Schenk is, it's just too literal for me and I enjoy seeing these metaphorical takes on the story.  That's pretty much the only way the Europeans present it these days.  I was totally fascinated by the set and enjoyed it much more than seeing a 'realistic' stage set.  Watching

I really liked it as well.  As good as the Schenk is, it's just too literal for me and I enjoy seeing these metaphorical takes on the story.  That's pretty much the only way the Europeans present it these days.  I was totally fascinated by the set and enjoyed it much more than seeing a 'realistic' stage set.  Watching

I followed him for a while, but he was big on quantity and low on quality.  It's occasionally funny, but mostly boring imho. As bad as Albert Brooks' twitter, but way too many per hour.

I followed him for a while, but he was big on quantity and low on quality.  It's occasionally funny, but mostly boring imho. As bad as Albert Brooks' twitter, but way too many per hour.

Your jaw falls off?  Holy shit!

Your jaw falls off?  Holy shit!

What is it with Ebert and fucking black people?

What is it with Ebert and fucking black people?

I love how calling something 'overrated' automatically makes you a troll as if you're incapable of having an actual contrary opinion.  I don't listen to R&B, so this maybe par for the course, but I gave this two listens and I think this fits the dictionary definition of overrated, if not mediocre music held up by

I love how calling something 'overrated' automatically makes you a troll as if you're incapable of having an actual contrary opinion.  I don't listen to R&B, so this maybe par for the course, but I gave this two listens and I think this fits the dictionary definition of overrated, if not mediocre music held up by

I seriously don't get it.  The album sounds like it was written and produced in a week, tops.  Simple music, standard production, constipated delivery — this guy has a tremendous scam going on.  Good for him.

I seriously don't get it.  The album sounds like it was written and produced in a week, tops.  Simple music, standard production, constipated delivery — this guy has a tremendous scam going on.  Good for him.

Not even 50%?  Every goddamn joke was about pot.  I love pot and all, but I also love pizza and pussy and I don't think I'd want to hear some overhyped comedian make joke after joke about Pizza Hut and snatch.  He sounds like a junior high kid who's just smoked for the first time and won't shut the fuck up about it.

Not even 50%?  Every goddamn joke was about pot.  I love pot and all, but I also love pizza and pussy and I don't think I'd want to hear some overhyped comedian make joke after joke about Pizza Hut and snatch.  He sounds like a junior high kid who's just smoked for the first time and won't shut the fuck up about it.

I was sure that it would be in the ballroom with the lead pipe.  If you know what I mean.