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I was sure that it would be in the ballroom with the lead pipe.  If you know what I mean.

I actually liked his article on the Tori Paradox.  It's the first time I've seen someone explain tv logic in a way that makes sense and is tinged with sadness at the same time.

Hmm.  I think I would actually pay good money to see Justin Bieber or Britney Spears do that.

Hmm.  I think I would actually pay good money to see Justin Bieber or Britney Spears do that.

My thought exactly! They're weird and strangely banal. And awesome.

My thought exactly! They're weird and strangely banal. And awesome.

That's the first thing I thought of.  I've read before that shooting in New Orleans takes twice as long because of all the shit they have to put up with.  It's easier to just create a fake Bourbon St. in Burbank.

That's the first thing I thought of.  I've read before that shooting in New Orleans takes twice as long because of all the shit they have to put up with.  It's easier to just create a fake Bourbon St. in Burbank.

Now tell me what, exactly, is so shitty about a song like Cabinessence.

Now tell me what, exactly, is so shitty about a song like Cabinessence.

All I know is that when I listen to it, I hear difficult, complex, and extremely beautiful music.  If the backing vocals on "Cabinessence" or the coda of "Surf's Up" are boring to you, then I'd hate to live in your musical universe.

All I know is that when I listen to it, I hear difficult, complex, and extremely beautiful music.  If the backing vocals on "Cabinessence" or the coda of "Surf's Up" are boring to you, then I'd hate to live in your musical universe.

If Brian Wilson wasn't mentally disabled, reviewers wouldn't have to pretend that his music isn't boring shit.  I swear, the praise heaped on Smile was nauseating. Every review I read back then was like hearing a parent overpraise their kid's shitty art.

If Brian Wilson wasn't mentally disabled, reviewers wouldn't have to pretend that his music isn't boring shit.  I swear, the praise heaped on Smile was nauseating. Every review I read back then was like hearing a parent overpraise their kid's shitty art.

I wish the writers would put their initials on these inventories.  Not to call them out or anything - just so I can get an idea where each writer is coming from.  It's not like it's unusual to completely change your mind about something over time or have wild swings in what art you enjoy.  The Apocalypse Now inclusion

I wish the writers would put their initials on these inventories.  Not to call them out or anything - just so I can get an idea where each writer is coming from.  It's not like it's unusual to completely change your mind about something over time or have wild swings in what art you enjoy.  The Apocalypse Now inclusion

Darth Vader's internal struggle at the end of Jedi is done silently and without a word.  It's perfect because it mirrors how actual human beings deal with conflicted emotions.  It's all behind a mask.

Anonymous37 - If she had disclosed upfront who she was, rather than referring to 'Winstead' and 'the author' and not even mentioning that she's in a comedy troupe with the woman, I wouldn't have mentioned it.  That's why I googled her and filled in the information that she left out.  If she feels that that was unfair

Anonymous37 - If she had disclosed upfront who she was, rather than referring to 'Winstead' and 'the author' and not even mentioning that she's in a comedy troupe with the woman, I wouldn't have mentioned it.  That's why I googled her and filled in the information that she left out.  If she feels that that was unfair

Nope, it looks like Carol Hartsell is actually a real person.  According to HuffPo she is