Nope, it looks like Carol Hartsell is actually a real person.  According to HuffPo she is

Marlee Matalin for me.

Marlee Matalin for me.

F (for the book) and an A (for her political views) average out to C.  Get with the program, ditto-head.

F (for the book) and an A (for her political views) average out to C.  Get with the program, ditto-head.

Fun fact: The texture of Alison Brie's vagina is weird.

Fun fact: The texture of Alison Brie's vagina is weird.

Oh, you beauty, double-oh-seven.

Oh, you beauty, double-oh-seven.

Shhh! Don't tell the AV Club that Benson's act consists entirely of single-entendre lame pot jokes. They love him around here for some reason.

Ok.  I'm confused.  When the announcer introduced Lindsay Lohan as 'America's Sweetheart', was that a joke?  If so, did Lohan know it was a joke?  Did Ryan Murphy?  I honestly wasn't sure…

I'll probably get shit on for saying this, but it seems that most of the celebrities who claim that they have a mental illness are so full of shit.  They're just looking for a way to excuse the behaviour that springs from their admittedly rare predicament of being recognized everywhere you go and having more money…

That's because of the glacial pacing.  You'd think that kids brought up on YouTube and video games would have quicker edits.

Limited release, bitches!

Where was the review for the new Kirk Cameron flick?  I love that wacky teenager and his batshit proclamations on how religious the founding fathers really were.

I was so angry to find out that the whole jelly donut line isn't true.  Learning German really ruined the image of JFK telling people he was a donut.

This is what Jesse Jackson's reduced to protesting?  Someone call the KKK.  Jesse needs to eat.

I'm pretty sure that your butt was asleep the night of January 20 1992…

And Victoria Jackson is dead.

So the camerman was filming underwater?