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I'm always perplexed by people who bemoan the misuse of Pharoah's 'talent'.  What talent?  Seriously, does anyone have a YouTube link of this guy doing anything remotely funny?  Between Tyler Perry, Steve Harvey et al., and Jay Pharoah, I'm beginning to wonder if black humor is simply Friedberg/Seltzer comedy

Terrible Pie!

Reznor seems like more of a cremation guy to me.

So is Beyonce.

Too late.  I just finished all over your mom.

Orbitty, Imma let you finish.  But Astro was the greatest pet of all time!

George Jetson doesn't care about black people.

::Wilhelm scream::

Free the Oompa Loompas!  Or not.

Considering that Larsson was a self-described communist, he sure had a hard-on for product placement.

I was more bothered by the reveal of the killer.  Most books have an investigator who discovers the culprit through hard detective work.  In this one, the killer just kind of shows up and says 'It's me!'  I was sure at first that it was a fake confession.  But no, it really was that lame.

We love the new Scott Weiland Christmas album, and here's why you should too!

There's no caption on the picture. It could be anyone for all I know.

If you have to pick a pop music figure who is 'one of the most famous people on the planet', wouldn't you go with someone like Bono, maybe?  I'll venture a guess that he's a wee bit more famous than Lil Wayne.  Does Hyden mean his planet?  That would make more sense, though it's a weird mistake to make coming from a

Along the same lines, I remember when Selena died.  There were a shitload of people on tv crying over her and all I could think of was "who the fuck is Selena"?  I asked the same question when Aaliyah died.  And I'm sure that in turn a Selena fan would have asked me why I was so upset about this Kurt Cobain fellow.

Quite seriously, I thought that was the lead singer of Living Color.

Your assumption is wrong. It's not a brag.  It's a serious blind spot.  The idea that he is that famous is news to me.  I've heard his name, but I seriously don't think I've ever heard one of his songs.  And I can't believe I'm the only one who likes pop culture but hasn't run across this guy. Ask 10 people on the

Apparently Lil Wayne is 'one of the most famous men on the planet'.  I wouldn't be able to pick him out in a lineup.  That either means

"Isn't my car awesome?"  (cut to loving shot of car)

The part where she complains about snopes.com being run by George Soros was my favourite part.