I'd pull out in time.

If you like some good whiplash, read Patricia Lambert's False Witness.  It documents how truly crazy Jim Garrison was.  Then watch Stone's JFK to see Costner play him as Atticus Finch.  By the end, Stone has Costner saying "who grieves for poor Oswald?"  It's really quite something.

I will be thinking about your post the rest of the day, trying to figure out what the fuck you are talking about.

What would be the point?  To prevent him from going to Dallas or just having the bragging rights?

I remember being totally blown away by JFK and completely bought into the conspiracy theories.  Finding out it was all bullshit was akin to finding out Santa Claus wasn't real.

Sometimes I feel like The Dude, and everyone else is a cab driver who likes the Beach Boys.  Man, do I fucking hate the Beach Boys.

1, What happened to Anna Faris's face?  She should sue her plastic surgeon.  It makes me wonder if I can un-masturbate to someone.

I once saw them with Blowfly as opening act.  He went on for an hour and a half with Fishbone as his backing band.  Then 2 hours of Fishbone.  It was in an all-ages club and the hippie teenagers there weren't wearing deodorant.  It smelled like 20 corpses in there, but it was such a great concert that I couldn't leave.

I absolutely love Give a Monkey A Brain, but it seems like every critic shits on it.  Any other people out here like that album?

It will be ghost-written by his cornrows.

Self-Awareness by Axl Rose. It's a title made entirely of Penrose steps.

Adam Sandler is a Republican. He gave us Little Nicky and Bucky Larson.

Slash's book was pretty terrific. I feel, though, that the story of GnR is turning into some sort of strange Rashomon tale. Axl would be crazy at this point not to write his own account.

::group hug::

Christ, that's sad.  The guitarist is even playing Slash's solo note for note. 

To be fair, Oasis is more important than Jesus.  And I fucking hate Oasis.

We could always use this as an opportunity for Michael Bay to kill Shia LeBoef with a helicopter.

She was attractive.  What the fuck has happened to her face in the past few years?  It looks like her pores farted.

The first time I tore into a 13-year-old asshole, my friends threw me an all-night party.  So an ovation doesn't seem like overkill to me.

The Human Stain.