And do you end up dribbling blood on your chin?

I'm picturing your ears as a set of Ariel Castro victims, being raped and abused by awfulness until someone sets them free their basement of shit.  Your ears need to get out of the house more often.  And stop being raped.

This band is terrible.  'Hyperbole' doesn't even begin to describe it.

Your mom told me the same thing too, son.

I think he didn't blink for weeks.

Catwoman was written by David Mamet under the pseudonym Dookiestain LaFlair.

Just watch the scene again and you'll see that DeNiro doesn't even give Sam a chance to draw the diagram.  He's practically stomping on his balls from the get-go and Sean Bean is totally rattled.  Bean could have drawn it again easily, but DeNiro pushes him incessantly BECAUSE he doesn't want him to draw it.  The…

Taylor Swift needs to rite a song called "My Pussy Smells Like Zombie Afterbirth and Maybe That's Why Men Won't Fuck Me."

I'm so sorry not to get up and shake your hand.  It's just that I have an erection, and if I stand up this costume will rip my dick off.

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Take a song like 'Joy.'  I bet that sounds great with just voice and guitar.  But the lushness and reverb and echo provides text painting that you can't get from just guitar and voice.  The arrangement is essential to the depicting the lyrical content.

The negative reaction to the arrangements on KEOC baffle me.  You have the choice of hearing Walking Far From Home with just guitar and voice or you could hear what is a truly unique arrangement on each verse.  Rabbit Will Run might sound okay on guitar, but the thumb piano arrangement is really really interesting.…

I did not enjoy your comment because I do not know how many kids you have.  Sorry.  You are just a comment delivery system that I cannot connect with.

The guy is handsome, rich, and respected by his peers.

Check out his WTF interview.  It's interesting when he talks about having to stick to his persona onstage, even when people don't get that it's a persona and turn against him.

Same here.  I've listened to that podcast about a thousand times now, something I never thought I would do with a podcast.  The absolute glee in that room is infectious on the recording.

This may be asking for a spoiler, but the commercial keeps showing a scene where Chloë Grace Moretz seems frantically puzzled by her period.  Is she just stupid or does the movie have an extra element that we're not seeing?

Is there a new Dawes-esque meme here?  Maybe every Modell article should be sweetly augmented by a condescending critique of his writing and (poor) suggestions for improvement?

Is there a new Dawes-esque meme here?  Maybe every Modell article should be sweetly augmented by a condescending critique of his writing and (poor) suggestions for improvement?

Am I the only person who liked Quantum of Solace?  It was a bit subdued, but I thought it was good good.  The Tosca shootout in the kitchen was nice and the director obviously knew the opera well enough to put some good easter eggs in there.