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You are fucking kidding me.  Andy Summers??  Have you ever heard the Police live???  That motherfucker can do extraterrestrial shit on the guitar.  It's just his solo albums that suck.

She's not undeveloped.  Diane Keaton has a great set of tits in that film.

Gervais makes so many 'fat people are disgusting' in the podcasts.  I wonder if the actor who played Keith ever called him up to bitch him out.

Semi-related comment: When Ike Turner died, the NY Post came up with the best headline - "Ike Beats Tina to Death"

iTunes raped and killed my grandma.

I didn't think Cobain would get involved, but it looks like he's ready to bite the bullet.

Hey, it takes a lot of money to rent the Goodyear blimp for one night.

I think you've inadvertently hit the nail on the head there. The problem people have is that Ice Cube wasn't supposed to be 'playing' a hardcore gangter rapper. He was supposed to BE a hardcore gangster rapper. Did he know back then that it was an act? How does he really feel about it now?

Are We There Yet?
They don't know, don't show, or don't care what's going on on TBS. Very funny.

That dog is dead. It's not a breed per se, but it's an apt description.

You will never be as happy as this man and his box of Power Rangers toys
Starring Tasha Robinson and M. Night Shyamalan.

Saying "you stupid idiots are crazy" is just easier than actually sitting you weirdos down and explaining why you're crazy. The crazy are hardwired to ignore the deficiencies of their arguments, so why bother wasting time?

Yes you are. Truthers win this round. They are officially more crazy.

Hmmm. I forgot about the moon-landing theorists.

Hey! Stay on topic! Creationists are obviously the craziest. It's pretty hard to beat the king (as Woody Harrelson once said). I'm just concerned with the minor leagues here.

Oooh! I want to get in on the action!
Who's crazier? JFK conspiracy theorists or 9/11 conspiracy theorists? Show your work.

So which would you guys rather see? This movie or a good dramatization of the real events?

Your comment works especially well for science fiction. Dick and Asimov both wrote stories where the beginning was close to the ending. Wait, am I being trolled?

I used to live on 79th and Riverside in the early 2000s, and the idea of that place being anything other than a fun party destination in the summer is mind-boggling to me. So much beer consumed by the river and I never once found an old crack rock on the floor.