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Full Metal Jackoff
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the narration
I'm just watching now and it seems like they're changing narrators mid-stream so that we don't have to listen to the computer voice all hour. Kind of like Sean Connery in Red October.

I know he was being sarcastic - I was just sharing info, but I guess it did look like I was being mean to him in retrospect. Sorry, Totz! I just thought that fact about NASA was funny. Though I do remember an alarming number of pundits on tv buying into that crap. I work on the assumption that commenters on the AV

I think she pulled that fire alarm in the background and is making her getaway. She's less of a criminal mastermind and more of a small-time prankster.

@Totz Jr.

It's Always Sunny's "Who Pooped the Bed?" episode. It gets to have it both ways by basing an episode about shit while also making fun of stupid people who like shit jokes.

I saw Renny Harlin give an interview once where he said "the trouble with Jaws is that you don't see the shark that much - I wanted to fix that'. Completely. Missing. The. Point.

Wow! That's funny! Where did you get that?

Guess Who?: Directed by Anthony Weiner

Sorry: Directed by Lars von Trier

Hungry Hungry Hippos
Starring:
Kirstie Alley
Melissa McCarthy
Kathy Najimy
Jan Hooks
Camryn Manheim

To the nearest plastic surgeon?

There was that time a couple months back when he showed up totally stoned on Conan. That was funny.

Get off my plane
I only hope that Harrison Ford gets his family back. See, they've been kidnapped.

Genevieve Koski could not be reached for comment.

Every time I hear that song, I get a mental image of Gwyneth humping Cee-Lo's leg.

I think it's 4 f-words that get you an R rating. They've cut it down to:

It sounds like they should play Beethoven's Ninth Symphony in the background while someone puts drops in your eyes.

Movie Review
Sarah Palin gives this movie two fists up.

I haven't had my coffee yet, so if you'd like to meet up for breakfast I'd be glad to tell you face to face how stupid you are for loving them.