Ok, someone educate me
I'd read Mamet's statements about 'the US winning the war, and then the democrats in congress abandoning the troops with the 1973 Paris Accords' or something. It sounds like Palin's version of Revere's ride, but is there a kernel of truth here? I mean, Palin's an idiot but Mamet is fucking…

CSI: Intestinal Tract

Masturbation was just a fad.

Maybe he means 'thick' as in 'stupid'. Has anyone seen Shaq pee? Is he really bad at it?

They do!

Rest assured, it is on my bucket list.

I think that wheelchair bandits would be pretty awesome, if ineffective.

Some sample Twitter posts
Competition starts…………now!

@^
I know, calm down. These things don't always post in order.

Well, Q.E.D.

Seriously, Lobsters, I have no idea what you're doing at this site. I once thought you were a troll posing as a Republican in order to make fun of them. And I of course thought that because your arguments were so weak and poorly-reasoned. It was like you were doing a Colbert impression - illustrating the absurdity…

Don't worry, Lobsters. The Ann Coulter documentary will be reviewed here next week. It's part of the Make-A-Wish Foundation for retarded kids.

Do we really need anymore proof than this?
http://www.snopes.com/rumor…

Considering that Larsson created Blomkvist as a thinly-veiled projection of himself, shouldn't we get Larsson to play him? It could be some sort of Weekend at Bernie's romp. The Girl With the Andrew McCarthy Tattoo?

This was such an uplifting article!
I'm going out for milkshakes!

I just hope I get to see the day when Mickey Mouse finally goes out of copyright (unless they bribe the government to extend again). I want to see the internet awash with drawings of Osama's rotting cock deep in Mickey's mouth.

@Cattivo - Exactly.

Lobsters, is this seriously what the right-wing outrage machine is upset about today? Where his fucking mother is from?? Don't you have a mountain of Common CDs to steamroll? Or has that outrage reached its shelf-life? At least has bank bailouts and the Iraq War to complain about. You know - real things,…

The real scandal is that Obama's mother was only 7 years older than him, tops.

I'd never thought about it until now, but do the people who own the restaurant chain Cracker Barrel know that they picked the most perfect name for an eatery frequented by fat redneck families?