But then who will be around to state the obvious, namely that the contestants have entered the competition with the intention of winning it?

I've been thinking the same thing!! Tall black guy named Jordan I think. I can't stand Scotty but it would be great if they showed that clip and then dragged that douche out onstage so Alfred E Neuman can laugh at him.

I thought that was Rachel Maddow for a minute.

Can someone fill me in (or provide a YouTube link maybe) as to why Jay Pharoah is talented? He seems to me to be no more than a young black Rich Little.

Well, if 'featured player' this week means a role in a (re-run) commercial and a bit part as a background character in What's Up, does that mean Abby is sort of an understudy at this point?

so…
…is Abby Elliot still on this show. I saw her during the cast hugs at the end. It looked like somebody had woken her up and dragged her onstage.

Rachel Getting Married
That looked like it was a lot of fun, if a tad bit pretentious.

According to Randy,
Journey is the second-best band of all time (next to Aerosmith). There is no follow-up sentence to that statement.

You stupid, petty, Prince-looking, no-island-remembering motherfucker!

Except Chaplin liked pussy. Just sayin'.

Actually, I was referring to Drop Dead Fred. Deleted scene, I think.

best scene ever
I would like to see Mrs. Kline's tits, please.

Sorry Claire. My apologies. Though I'm stunned that anyone calls a Hofner 'violin-styled'.

Paul McCartney should hunt Claire down or something
What the hell is a violin-style bass?

Someone here obviously hasn't read Pynchon's V.

GooLube "charities" are severing the bong in my girl.

Dammit Senor! He's a hipster, not a doctor!

It's actually kind of depressing that people (including Genevieve, I suppose) are impressed with this. The combination of advanced mathematical equations with music has been kicking around for a long time and isn't even comparable to this simplistic idea. Iannis Xenakis, anyone?

Dear first video
There are 7 notes in the major scale, not 8.

Ergoat -
There's nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade. If you truly believe that people are picking apart Stone's case over minutiae like the type of coffee a person drank, then you've obviously chosen not to familiarize yourself with the counterarguments or you would know that Stone makes up almost the entire…