I know that Donkey Lips linked it above, but anyone who buys even a bit of the JFK conspiracy stuff needs to go to http://www.jfk-online.com/j…. I got angry when I first read it, especially as it dawned on me that Stone knew the whole time he was peddling garbage.

overkill
I had no idea what Diddy Dirty Money was (I just figured that P Diddy changed his name again). I looked on Wikipedia and found this —> http://www.wikipedia.org/wi…
Holy shit is that a long article for one shitty song. I'm betting that Obama's wikipedia page isn't that detailed.

This episode would have been a MILLION times better if Simon was still there. Contrary to what the producers have been saying, the talent this year is pitifully low. Simon would have destroyed these clowns. And the sight of Steven Fucking Tyler going apeshit over a cruise-ship version of "All by Myself" is just so…

My speakers must be broken
Jacob, the Latina and a few others whose names I'm not bothered to learn were so fucking out of tune that I can't even imagine how bad the sound mix must be in that studio. Not only do the judges not call them on it, they're incapable of saying anything slightly negative. That's doing a…

I'd like to hear from Glenn Beck, please.

I was wondering that as well. Ta-Tynisa was so unbelievably out of tune that I was sure the judges would call her on it. They can't be hearing what we're hearing.

So Randy wants a 'new spin' on these songs. Rachel completely changes the tone and harmonization of the song and he complains that it didn't sound like the original. What the fuck does this guy want??

Did Burwell even write music for this? I thought it was all Khachaturian?

Ask Milhouse. He snuck in to see it.

Queenan gets a lifetime pass for this review ——>
http://www.nytimes.com/2004…

Gwyneth Paltrow's head was in the box.

beating Morgan Freeman (not literally, of course)
Cobbs may be a magical negro, but I think it's far more important that he's basically playing the role of God - stopping time and fighting the devil (the creepy bald janitor).

John Cage's 4' 33" wins.

@Shore Patrol
I think you're confusing Flight of the Bumblebee with Ride of the Valkyries. The latter is an obvious choice, but the former would be HILARIOUS.

- Dawg, you made it?
- I'm in the top 24?
- No, you regained consciousness. Alison is in the top 24. And this is not a dream, dawg!

You also meant to type "theirs" instead of "there's". But who's counting?

Everything is wet and gay and French and on fire - all at the same time!
- Oswalt on Cirque

But there's always a snidey one, isn't there?

Your sister isn't as smart as you think. It's a pretty simple riddle. Or you could just get a feel of the doors….

What kind of asshole would post a link to the fucking Tonight Show?