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I always loved how he turned her into a 15 hooker in less than 30 seconds.

I'm guessing that everyone saw Tom Berenger in Inception. That guy has no business near a baseball movie. Maybe the concession stand…

I don't mean to come across as pro-holocaust or anything, but euthanizing people who don't like The Beatles would be a good way to do some spring cleaning.

I laughed so hard that I spit out my quesadilla.

@Dogstyle Afternoon
I don't buy for a fucking minute that Taylor Swift was an ungainly nerd in high school. That stinks of a bad act/sob story. If I had to guess, the entire male population of her school would have ripped their limbs off to have a go with her.

Atlas is HORRIBLY written. Badly in need of an editor. But it's worth a read. If you treat it as a political or artistic philosophy, you'll probably see it as garbage. But I think it has some inspiring elements - even my most left-wing friends who've read it claim that it helped their personal drive in one way or

@teadoust
That's either completely profound, poorly conveyed, or utter nonsense. Do you mean to say that you change your ideology only when someone is being vitriolic? That no matter how repulsive their belief system, anybody should be listened to as long as they shout and resort to ad hominem? And how does saying

I'm with Lone Audience here. The people here (read teadoust and chouchia) who have been yelling at Paul Kinsey have been real assholes. I'm not really into politics, but I'd rather listen to a Kinsey from the left and one from the right discuss things than these vitriolic asshats (who, by the way, don't seem much

Chris Colfer is attractive? I always thought he looked a retarded elf.

All of his bullshit aside, I'm impressed to see someone talk extemporaneously on tv for 20 minutes.

Hey! I live in Dedham!

I'm with McPickleshitter. I was expecting to see McNutt give this an F solely based on Michael's behavior. Would he really sit in on the HR rep's lap during a meeting on PDA? That's Olympic-level stupid. Couple that with the lack of jokes in the episode and I was stunned at this week's grade. People here were

nice picture
she's giving you something to aim at

Advertising strategy
Did they really think that people would see the commercial and then immediately run to their computers to see Groupon's website? When has that ever happened?

I don't know about the presidential speeches. I'm assuming that they were written by someone else. This book only deals with speeches that he handwrote on legal pads in the '70s when he was giving radio speeches. If Obama had the same method before he was president, it would be awesome to see those as well.

Dutch is awesome. Every biographer should use that technique.

Even if you hate Reagan
I really do recommend his book of writings (mostly speeches). The book is presented so that you see how he reworks sentences and phrasing. It's a really fascinating book to learn about well-constructed writing and I wish there were more books out there from other writers presented in the same

In honor of last night's Office
Can we start a caption contest with that picture above? You go first.

For that you need to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

Christ, some of these commenters are assholes. You'd think Myles raped their wife or something. I guess I'm the only one who thinks he's doing a good job.