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I'm confused
Why wouldn't Michael just ask the cameraman where Jim went? Speaking of that, where did the cameraman come from in the first place? The only shots we saw on the sales call were from the dashboard cameras.

@wallflower - I was a student of his and knew him reasonably well. He wasn't trying to alienate people. He was just doing what interested him and didn't give a damn what people thought. It was never conscious or elitist, I promise. You couldn't imagine a more down-to-earth guy.

Nothing against John Barry
He was awesome. But Milton Babbitt died over the weekend, and his contribution to art is far greater. He deserves a shout out. Just sayin'.

Michael Palin or Fey (the mexican pop star)?

Using the Van Cliburn as a yardstick is like using the MTV Movie Awards as an arbiter of a film's worth. There are millions of pianists with the necessary pyrotechnics needed to place in the Van Cliburn. And many of the asians there can play very fast. But I can type fast. Doesn't mean I'm going to write a great

Sorry to say it, but asian classical musicians may be technically proficient, but they're generally the most soulless and un-musical people you'll ever hear. Go to a recital at Juilliard (I went there) and listen to an asian play - they're fucking horrendous, even though they never drop a note. I can't help but

Bowling is tons more fun if you suck at it.

Don't go chasin' waterfalls.

Agreed, it was a great performance. But I was talking about her off-screen demeanor. Those are two separate things. I have the feeling that you won't understand this distinction.

Shut up, grandma. You just don't understand what rocking is all about.

I liked it back when Natalie Portman was something of a serious classy actress. Her sudden interest in lame sex-jokes and "aren't I naughty" demeanour is really sad. And her comment about her boyfriend fucking her was juvenile. I'm a prude.

He gets a lifetime pass for his XFM show. Unless you've heard that, you don't know what funny can be.

Many fuck! (Excuse my typo, alright?)

Starring Clive Warren and Rebecca DeMornay.

Gervais' XFM radio show was enough to earn a lifetime pass, but that atheist line at the end was just unbelievably awesome. The only reason I watched the Globes was because I knew it would be 3 hours of him fuck with narcissistic movie stars.

Can we use this article
to discuss how awesome Ricky Gervais was last night?

"Your Own Sweet Way" is a great track. Everything else on that album is fucking terrible.

Based on those ads on the right, Tosh is slowly morphing into Rachel Maddow. Maybe they should switch shows.

And with good reason. Did you ever see the Naked Trucker and T-bone Show?

Adam and Jamie
Why don't they let the Mythbusters handle this one?