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According to Ricky's blog, they're already working on An Idiot Abroad 2. Leonard Pierce tells me it's fucking incredible.

What is that
on the neck of his guitar? Is that a price tag? I can't tell.

I'm actually a professor in arts & sciences. Can't get too much more specific than that or else my department chair might find out that I spend my time on the AV Club instead of grading papers…

Yeah, I actually work at WashU and was a a bit tickled to hear my school used as a bit of a plot point. Nice reaction shot to Jenna Fischer as well - she grew up not far from the school.

Actually, the funniest part of the night was right after someone on satellite razzed MSNBC about their leanings. Maddow said: "They're trying to say that we're somehow in the tank for the Democrats." Could she really say with a straight face that they WEREN'T in the tank?

I kind of wonder
if they're actually doing this to punish him for the election night coverage. It was fascinating, but kinda unprofessional. There were five liberals around a table giving each other handjobs for several hours while they called republicans and voters every name on the book. It was a weird smug-fest

TWO concerts in Carrboro?
Must be a lot of record store clerks in North Carolina.

It's obviously an anagram.

Holy Shit
did this episode suck. The show would be better off if Cuddy just swallowed a shotgun already. Then we could get back to the medical mysteries, which are the reason we watch in the first place.

I think that Stephen Wright is pretty funny. He's as impersonal as they get.

Mother Father!
The icing on the Everst cake is that Jay walks in to the house and says "Mother! Father! I'm home." Nice callback to Pallies.

No, but I'm sexually aroused by Reese's Pieces.

First things first
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

I'd pay to see Cate Blanchett take a dump on Johnny Cash's grave.

Ouch.
These 'songs' sound terrible.

I hope to God that Ellen Page is an adult. Or else I'm going to jail.

Wait a minute
"He's curious, he's interesting, and he's likeable"

Yeah, that speech of his is about the most simplistic yet deceptive piece of tipe I've ever heard. His description of the ACLU is totally bogus. And by the way, if we actually did have a President with a girlfriend is there any doubt that the press would lap it up? Most people would find it adorable. I guess

That sounds suspiciously like that scene from Manhunter…

Right, they got pissed off because you're a right-wing fucktard. What's not to understand?