Lobsters, you are the verbal equivalent of the naked grandmother on the toilet.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
The real question I have is: does anyone else find Megyn Kelly incredibly fucking hot?

Goes to show that this nothing to do with singing. Crystal kicked Lee's ass around the stage last night. You could even see by the look on his face that he knew he'd had given terrible performances.

Most likely
they'll give it to Conan, only to stab him in the back seven months later and give the award to some jackass.

I actually thought it was a nice touch to not show the killings. It's much more horrifying to imagine how that all went down. Call it the Tarantino principle.

I guess I'm just weirded out because, although Jack has always had questionable morals, he's basically been the guy that we root for, season after season. Now I kind of want him to fail. And it's going to be tough to sell a (mainstream) movie where the protagonist is no better than the bad guys.

Does anyone has a problem with
the sheer amount of murder that Jack is committing? I mean it's not like those Russian guards where mercenaries who knew what they'd signed up for. They're just guards, doing a job and have no real knowledge of what Novokovich was doing. Not sure they deserved being shot to death.

I just ate a SIM card.
It was delicious.

Brahms' German Requiem
Good use of music there. The text:

Found it. It was in my baby's diaper bag. Been smoking that shit ALL afternoon.

It's…
the…smell!

I'd kinda like to see an army of Christians call the hipsters' bluff and go about murdering 3000 abortion doctors one fine September morning. At least it would put the weight of truth behind their words.

So
does this movie have a Kraken or not?

I would like the series to end
with Jack in a Mexican standoff with President Useless and the ghost of Edgar Stiles.

I actually have a lot of Israeli friends and the accents did make me chuckle a bit. Other than that…

No way
That was easily the worst Simpsons episode I've ever seen. F- at best.

I'm surprised the censors let that pass through.

Crystal
Bowersox looked so incredibly bored tonight.

Someone tell Simon
What's a binky?

It's the continuity that bothers me. Every time the camera angle changes, so does the painting.