You want pleasure from your entertainment, you say to yourself. You want pleasure, and you want it to be worthy of your position in this world and the number of premium cable channels you can afford. But if you cannot afford the real thing, if you can only afford the guilty pleasures of basic cable than a guilty…

Clearly 1,640 reasonable discussions did not take place, because no one here ever once mentioned The Cars. Unless I'm missing my middle finger, The Cars, Candy-O, Panorama, Shake It Up and Heartbeat City = 5.

If only Shane & Otis had remembered where they parked, none of this would have happened

Has anyone here said "I see dead people" yet? If not, I'm totally jumping all over that shit

Dammit Jim, do you realize you just created 1900 other timelines ??

Qwikster now Dirtnapster

The "Rollerball" remake (2002). If I recall correctly, he spends much of the review imagining what might have gone wrong behind the scenes to create such a disaster on screen.

Pretty sure it was that Cherry flavored one that got pulled for having Red Dye No. 5.

Can we pick a band that Should Have Been Bigger THAN Another Band? One that came from the same time and same space, yet was robbed of their rightful place by a clearly inferior group?

Mary Prankster.  How "Mercy Fuck" didn't become a Top 40 hit, I'll — oh wait … never mind.

Gary was a threat because he had figured out how to see her in the first
place, so Griffin's attack wasn't pointless. Other than Rachel, Gary
was the team's next best way of tracking her. Simple logic.

I would like to nominate
"Mercy Fuck" by Mary Prankster.

Turns out Rabbit is a DUDE
Sorry to ruin it for you'nz, but the main character does NOT masturbate at the end of the John Updike story

I always liked Dots Will Echo's cover of John Cage — "4:33 (extended dance mix)"

This gets greenlighted
—yet the Disco Duck movie remains in development hell.
How is that even possible?

Blood Libel Pudding

TNT = Treacle 'n' Turds
NEWSFLASH for ya, TNT — I'm the only 18-49 yr old I know who HAS A TELEVISION. You are chasing a sweet young thang that doesn't even know you exist, much less wants to date you.

I said the same about "Caroline in the City," but did anyone listen to me? NooOOOooo.

Captain, Dr. McCoy has completed his examination and rendered me fit to resume my duties. If I may return to my station?

My apologies — it was the spores talking.