As a member of the target audience for the ones from the early '70s, I just have one question:

Michael, you spoke french! Mwah-mwah-mwah!

Somehow you know the only movie Daniel J. Segal will end up making is "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" 

"Alice Ferren" was the name of my high school history teacher, so the moment that got spoken I was disoriented and pulled out of the story.

Huh… here I thought they were giant rat-spiders.

I really hope "The Host" wasn't the last movie he saw… 

So — there's like one bow in all of Norway, and everyone has to share?

Can you image how long these idiots would last on The Walking Dead? …

Now what am I going to do with all those "She turned me into a Knut!" jokes?

Good thing they didn't go with the "Cnut" spelling then

Get your damn hands off my mocker! I'm looking at you VanDerWerff

That deserves the Pull It Sir Prize

Now if HBO would just do a series on CBGB's — base it on Legs McNeil's "Please Kill Me: The Oral History of Punk"

No, just Sigh

Went hoping to see another "Blade Runner" …
instead found myself watching "Event Horizon"

Went hoping to see another "Blade Runner" …
instead found myself watching "Event Horizon"

Oh — so, it's "Wagon Train to the Stars"?

Oh — so, it's "Wagon Train to the Stars"?

Do you like movies about gladiators, Timmy?

Do you like movies about gladiators, Timmy?