Let's be honest, even shower sex is awkward.

Finally. Now I actually have a bulge to pull off the Superman Underoos.

Your mom told me she wanted to see it too last night.

or Torrent

You will fuck it for about 15 minutes and then be asleep.

Love Hole

If you beat Bama and GA wins the SEC, we will not have a team in the playoffs.

I watched my Vols roll. I live in GA and I was really hoping you would give them the beat-down they deserved.

I have similar dreams about Zoe Saldana.

We do something similar. My wife dresses up like Angelia Lansbury (circa, 'Murder, She Wrote) and I dress up as Matlock.

Another fun fact is that roughly half of Food Stamp recipients are elderly folks. Plus, since I oversee both the food stamp program and child welfare, the remaining half are primarily single moms with children whose deadbeat dads are nowhere in the picture. So, you can feed this family for roughly $300 per month…

All states have a fraud unit. USDA shows fraud averaging 1-3% of issuance. The reason for the drop in fraud is generally credited to the fact that all states have gone to EBT cards instead of paper food stamps.

The problem is that most people get pissed at the client in these instances but not the wonderful "small businesses that create jobs" that are engaging in this activity.

As cold as it is here right now, I do miss having a turtleneck.

She is not wearing a shirt…so that is a plus.

Sounds like your state (or county) does a lousy job at income/household verification. In the states I have worked in, we have data matches with Department of Labor for income verification. We also verify household via school records. I don't work directly for eligibility (I am the CFO for the state Child Welfare…

When has anyone been excited about a Frankenstein movie?

I have worked in state government in this area for 15+ years. Trust me, it don't.

In the near future I see "Cosby Sweater" as a slang term for date rape.

Thank you…write down anything (and I mean anything) and it will be an improvement.