False rape charges are just like Food Stamp fraud. It barely exists in reality but a portion of society makes it sound like commonplace.

Still probably a bit more mature than "love rod" or "pink torpedo"

There is like 13 women that are in the industry saying this happened to them. Many have stated that they have no plans to sue. I think after one or two allegations, the likelihood is high.

I raked leaves…paid bills…watched college football…drank.

12 or 13 accusations by professional women…sorry, this is not just somebody off the street looking for $$.

Now that is what I call a "Puddin' Pop"!

It is the scientific name for the part of the human body that, in slang terms, is referred to as "taint"

Somebody is getting high tonight!

My ugly organ left your mom awestruck and humbled.

Sorry to hear that you don't have one of those things. Congrats on not having the other.

I tend to bounce around like the President of the U.N.

That is why the de-facto DD coffee is sugar with coffee and cream. I drink my coffee black and yes, DD black coffee tastes like paint thinner.

It's a weird Northeast-thing. When I lived in Boston there would be lines at every DD (which were placed 50 feet apart). Even when the coffee is first made it tastes 3 days old. Nasty stuff.

Now you tell me.

and don't even get me started on U2…

Well, you are half right.

That is why he doesn't fucking care at this point.

I don't care if you pay me $1 or fucking $20 for my AV Club comments, just as long as you read them.

I'm over 40 and I still say it several times each day.

Everyone knows that 'Dumb and Dumber' exists in the same universe as 'Little Nicky', 'Movie 43', and Roman Polanski's 'Chinatown'/