You're too cool.

That would definitely be a gritty Disney re-boot.

*Looks at Scrawler's drawer full of once used collection of vibrators*

Tyra Banks is no Dabney Coleman

As a woman, how do you determine which size vibrator is right for you? I mean, if you get the wrong size, I would imagine there is a "no return" policy.

Nerds unite!

Wilmore, Kentucky? There is a nice Shaker Village down the road, I guess.

For the record, I'll drink to anything.

..and the Davey Bone

It needs sideburns.

I think they are referring to the salad dressing,

Cool story b…oh, what, you already said that.

I'm a native Tennessean. George Dickel, please.

Play Freebird!

..but should never be set on fire…unless they are droopy.

Cape?

It is not 'From Beyond' or 'Re-Animator' good but not 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' terrible.

Like rain on your wedding day!

What?

Not in the AV Club comments, anyway.