Nor will you with that ridiculous makeup and hair.

"Irish people are just not funny. Look at that Lucky Charms guy…he is not funny."
- Katherine Hepburn

Your mom says to give her a call. She misses you.

I'm not responding to updates. Wait, what?

something. something…gritty reboot.

I'm an Ass or Grass guy. I have Kroger points for gas.

You have to pay for community college?

How long can you stay in a community college?

I got a Jack Klugman notice for this?

I know where his mom is…I just haven't heard from him lately.

Go lay down for awhile…you will feel better.

When I say "too much" I mean, not enough.

The subject of boobs has come up way too much today.

Speaking of Kirk, where is Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind?

Why does "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" sound like sexual positions to me?

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints…the sinners are much more fun"

Can you pick me up some? I'm good for it.

It does for a Tuesday.

Natalie was initially on the list. That is kind of weird because I'm a big fan of curves. I will admit to being partial to brunettes and small boobs.

Itz totally different. People can have good personalitiez without a senze of humor.