Today was payday so you are probably right.

Really? To me these women look nothing alike with the exception of hair color. What common traits are you seeing?

I just give my information directly to the NSA and bi-pass the middle-man.

That just goes to show he is willing to give it his all.

Sean has graced us with his presences! Bow before O'Neil!

Your proud tradition of owning a magnificent neckbeard passed down from generation to generation makes you a good person.

Agree. It is situational.

You can never never go wrong with "just smoke some weed" in any circumstance.

Yea, you avoid the whole "National Geographic Effect"

What?

I am but I prefer smaller boobs.

She is on my short list of women I want to stalk (if I were not as lazy as I am):

YES

Parker Posey was hot in House of Yes

I thought it said "House of Wax" and I was just hoping Paris Hilton wasn't going to be in it again.

Mop-tops are the most cutthroat of all CEOs.

Have you gotten a response?

I got a Miami Dolphins notice for this?

"Dead Rising" This is what my wife refers to my..

I'm the dork boning Winnona Ryder…hahaha!