NO ONE IS BETTER THAN DAWES!!!!

I'm changing my avatar to "William Shatner's Digitally Trimmed Ass"

Winnona Ryder is one of my "passes" with the Jewish Angelia Jolie

A lot of people have a problem with the word "moist"…I'm not one of those people.

"Have you ever even kissed a girl?" - William Shatner to Trekkies

I'm a fan of bloated Shatner

Maybe it is just me, but I happily do the rim job.

I'll be there for the 12/7 show

Everything needs Billy Bob Thornton on drums.

Thanks. That will be in my head all day now.

Godzuki, Scrappy-Doo, The Great Gazoo, and Cousin Oliver are the greatest characters in television history.

Tennessee Williams also wrote about a giant iguana if I remember correctly.

Back off man, he's a doctor!

more exploding tits!

I want to conduct a science class in the middle of Sunday School to balance this idea of a religion lecture in the middle of science class.

I have caught glimpses of my 43 year old ass…it is an American Horror Story.

Add Nena as the grumpy German.

Here, you can have some of mine. We will square up later.

I have to admit, the idea of riding a dinosaur is awesome!

Scrawler = Molly Ringwald