Just don't waste it like last year…eating all those Bon Bons and laying around in bed.

I just wish my Red Sox would lock up their division.

I come on here and actually feel guilty for the lack of chronic self abuse.  I'm just here to kill some time with some entertaining people.  Don't hate me for this.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  was biting someone's nipples earlier (not to mention what she did with @catgun) , and that was before she had them chained in a basement.  I just want to keep this simple so there is no confusion.

I would kill for your free time.

Let it be me…please! please!

I read that they are actually changing the dictionary to encompass the usage of "literally" to include the "figurative" definition.

*Begins playing his Jing Tinglers, Flu Floopers, Tar Tinkers, Who Hoovers and Gar Ginkers*

I've got a wiki leak.

Stop it!

Noted

I love words with precise meaning.  Unfortunately, the word unique has been totally destroyed (e.g. very unique, pretty unique, etc).  Penultimate is my line in the sand.

*See The Never Ending Story

…to be watered down in friendly PG-13 glory!

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus   I was there during the propagation of the now immortalized "DAWES" meme of 2011.

Titillating junior-high girls sucking?

@Scrawler2:disqus  I'm not surprised you missed @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus  guinea pig.  It is quite small.

@Scrawler2:disqus   True ladies never spit.

This has officially turned into Penthouse Forum

Does he have to be wearing the shorts?