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@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  throws a softball pitch

It is funny how many people I talk to that don't like their names.  I am fine with mine (Christopher - go by Chris).  Yea, it is pretty generic but I can't think of a name I would prefer to be called.  Over my life, my other names I have answered to is "asshole", "mother fucker", and "son of a bitch" during various…

It is a shitty mix of Radiohead and post-Mother's Milk (i.e., shitty) Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Audrey Tautou's womb is my dream home.

They will put on their nice suits and beg "The Man" in Congress to protect their financial interests.

National Treasure III: I Am The Key Master, You Are The Gate Keeper

Search for "tooth and plaque conspiracy…" 
and "Metallica." 
"And Backstreet Boys."

"It was totally worth it to see you just drop to your knees in anguish."

Silent "d" actually makes more sense because all other words from England that have a consonant preceding a "w" is silent.

That is why you lightly click on the "Save Edit" and not hit it.  See, now you have gone and broke yours.

God, I had forgotten all about that gem!

Dick Wolf Dick Wolf Dick Wolf Dick Wolf Dick Wolf Dick Wolf Dick Wolf Dick

Covered in wolf hair.

I think one would want to die doing something they love.

Totally off subject since I could give two shits about this newswire and seeing how AVC keeps running the banners, I watched Cockneys vs Zombies last night and it was pretty entertaining.

Wolf, Dick

Beats the hell out of dying from high blood pressure, smoke inhalation, drowning, or CancerAIDS.

You should check out the original Asian version of Teeth, cleverly named Killer Pussy.  It leaves a lot less to the imagination.

Be careful biting your nipples around here on Perv Friday.