Hell, they will give you $50 to jeez in a cup.  It is MUCH more enjoyable an experience then cutting your nipples off.

Nipples!  The new BitCoin!

I've seen her crotch shots….she shouldn't be anywhere near a stripper pole.

Jesus, did anyone hit the link to that poor sack of shit that cut his nipples off for $158?

I think this policy covers all transactions dealing with grown men wearing makeup.

Financially insane….who would have guessed?

That is probably how I'll die then.

Who even wears pants?

I'm saving up to bid on the meth.

"Fine.  With 40% more tits!" - SpikeTV

Well everyone knows Tut was not assassinated. What this show presupposes is… maybe he was.

I'm ok with this.

"FLAT  TAX!"

ANYTHING would have made this news significantly more exciting.

King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man, 
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.

Yes but after reading it I thought it was about Spike Jonze.

I'm pretty sure NSA will show up at my house if I even Google that.

There is no need to plant "1 Cup, 2 Girls" in my brain.  It isn't going anywhere.

Friday just can't get here soon enough for you @Scrawler2:disqus  can it?

Isn't that an old Tom Petty song?