Look, we don't need another hero.

No.  He was one of the original MTV VJs.

Tell us how we can help.  Nobody messes with @Scrawler2:disqus  and @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  around here.

He LOVES the cocks.

Forget it. He's rolling.

I audit this commentor from time to time and I can verify that his is a real Amazon comment.

Gladys Knight ("and the Pips" fame) has a fantastic Chicken & Waffles restaurant in Atlanta.  If you are ever down this way, I highly recommend it.

I'm multi-tasking right now.  I'm typing this while jerking off.

@avclub-b97ca122d91f0a094bbf3f9808f4daf5:disqus

@avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus  Fortunately for you, they wanted to fuck each other.

"Alan Moore already hates it and you should too"

As a former Austinite, let me please say:

Yes.  But not as strong as Anthony's Wieners.

"Belgian Waffles" is a sexual position, right?

You're about 4 hours too late but better late than never!

Foxboro

As a Red Sox, Bruins, and Celtics fan… I approve of this comment.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus

Or a retitled and dubbed version of Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

That would be at Antones.