It's "Perv Friday" so it's allowed.

The title says "but" and "pirate"

RACIST!

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  is scared of Scrawler!

I can't help it.  I love this guy!

It's like Hardee's new fried pork chop and gravy biscuit.  I am convinced this place is trying to kill people.

Your soggy, greasy pillow.

[Pisses in bucket]

You might want to reserve your hospital bed as well.

Melissa McCarthy?

Kenny Rogers knew when to hold them and knew when to fold them.

Is this alcohol in general or just beer?

Everyone knows chicken and waffles is where the money's at.

@avclub-b1ef00d12df9bd49c8c9718c39df0771:disqus  Well,I guess my work here is done then.  Bye guys!

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus

"If the beers gone, I'm gone."

I got a boner notification….amirite?
Just shoot me now.

I think @Scrawler2:disqus  meant "The T&A of trailers.

You said "female" and "void"

Hot girls are never beside the point!