Ha ha!

@avclub-b1930b61fe9011a84ab4eb80af65ec45:disqus   If he was, I would have shoved one of his My Little Ponies up his ass when I got back home.

@avclub-0f2aab038be93ff407d92af691001e73:disqus  I have always wanted to do a research project here in Georgia as to whether more people are killed in a Walmart parking lot or at a Waffle House.

Already half way there.  I'll save you a seat.

*See: Dawes

That applies to everything in life.

So Duran Duran gets Lynch and The Killers get Herzog.  No offense to Fred Armisen but Kings of Leon is getting screwed.

Because he is a fucking idiot.

Actually live in Georgia.  It is those 12 oz. shitty Sutter Home 4-packs.

45 years old and single.  He is the poster child for the "Don't Let This Be Your Life" campaign.

My dumb ass cousin moved down from Maryland and was staying in my house until he found his own place.  I went down to Austin, Texas over Christmas so he had nearly 5,000 sq. ft. to himself to drink in.  What does he do?  He decides to pick up a 4-pack of wine (READ: shitty wine), drive to the next town's mall, and…

A cow's opinion?

I'm fucked.

We are only accepting YOLO t-shirts at this time.  Get with the latest, cheesy acronym, people.

I'm currently pursuing Emma Watson as well.

Please leave the biker
Leave the biker
Break his heart.

Tomorrow I Will Likely Die (of a Heart Attack)

As a Chattanooga, TN native (home of the Moonpie, which should be eaten with a RC Cola) I approve of this comment.

Agreed.  I'll also request some additional seasons of Carnival.

@disqus_5iPX2cyzfR:disqus   Being a troll and an idiot is not necessarily, mutually exclusive.