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The Jewish Brad Pitt
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Glass Joe just requests you leave him out of this conversation.

Ding…ding…ding.

Not all of them are jolly.

Fred Domino: All right, who ordered 60 double Buster burgers?

I have been told that a few times. But you requested the Brad Pitt lies…

Everything is real but the hat.

Don't give them any ideas.

Consider it a compliment.  @Scrawler2:disqus  banned me from using an actual picture of myself.

Soderberg works more in retirement then I do at my job.

Fake shark.  Real zombie.

Sounds like it was recorded in a cave.

As long as I'm getting to see boobs.

I like a woman that is proud of her boobs to the point that she shares them with the world on a regular basis.

He never has to leave the house.

Except for the ones in the Chik-Fil-A commercials.

"I thought you would be Arab but Ju'Not"

"These folks?"

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way to class!"

I wonder how @avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus is going to get out of this one?

And powered by a goose.