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Yeardley Smith

Try "jobeth williams t" and you get "Teachers tits"

I think this is a worth while remake.  If for no other reason than updating the CRT TV to flat panel.

He may not be everything but he is a lot of things.

This is why we have middle initials.

…and leave her punch drunk for your love?

Northern Tool & Equipment would beg to differ!

A new roof is going to run you $10k - $12k and normally needs replaced every 10 years so I would at least knock off $10k for the roof at this point.

As long as your drink is not served in a pineapple hull or coconut shell topped with various fruits on toothpicks shaped as swords, I'm fine with it.

I'm with you.  You have to call them like you see them.  Whether it is an idiot acting retarded, a woman being a cunt, or a guy being a dickwad.

I start out clean shaven each Monday and the face stubble is allowed to grow until the following Sunday.  During the week, I'm a neck-only shaver.

We all know he is talking about Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind's mom.

On a serious note, I would highly recommend watching Joshua Oppenheimer's The Act of Killing.  It is a fantastic documentary.

Sandra Bullock, the "vanilla ice cream" of actresses

He's the David Hasselhoff of directors.

As much as I hate him as a director, I really prefer Unbreakable to The Sixth Sense as far as replay value at least.

That's like 140 in non-crack whore years.

You have a wood-burning fireplace that you purchase wood for from Melissa Leo?

Then they have the perfect director for the source material.