And I gave your mom the wood last night.

I brought this on myself for mentioning M. Night Shyamalan (if I misspelled his name, I don't care) yesterday in the Spike Lee Newswire.

I'm from the South and have a Southern accent.  I loved when I lived in Boston being told I talk funny.

Hell, we spent $25 on the check!

It is to balance out Obituary Monday.

Will the music streaming clearinghouse write one of those giant checks to her and show up with it at her house with ballons if she wins the lawsuit?

Come on Vago! Less "rah! rah!"  More "snark", snark".

Heard "Waiting' this morning on my way into work on SiriusXM U.  Not bad.

Cormac McCarthy confuses The Road as being a light-hearted, buddy-comedy.

Melissa McCarthy confuses the entire theater concession stand as being a light lunch.

Jennny McCarthy confuses it as being a documentary.

This is the polar opposite of a frivolous lawsuit if it succeeds in this film never seeing the light of day.

ostensibly being the key word.

Yea, but imagine the bird shit he has dodged.

I have mastered the art of doing nothing.

"It was not an April Fool's joke but the joke of a fool.  Now I weep for the beautiful City by the Bay and my heart cries out for all San Franciscans.  But it is not to be in this life."  - Morrissey

They kept tinkering with the script until it became Chupacabra vs. The Alamo.

I'll wait for the even-grittier Oz reboot where the hero teams up with Asshole, Shit-for-Brains, and Pussy.

Ain't that a shame.

This is where I say that I wished I still lived in Boston because I would definitely go to show.  Of course, if I were still living in Boston, I wouldn't end up really going.