No kidding.  They are only 0.5 games behind us now.

Guess I'm just gonna watch the Red Sox game tonight.

I'm a war hero.  I'm referring to the card game, of course.

It's all a mystery.

I actually kind of dig Tame Impala.

Unless that man

It's not bands that hate going to Michigan per se, but people in general.

Spike Lee only shops in the bed and bath section.  No beyond!

As long as you don't try to choke it.

[PUNCHES @avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus  FOR ASKING QUESTIONS]

Don't give him any money.  Otherwise, you are just going to encourage M. Night Shyamalan.

Inside Man 2: Sloppy Seconds

{Digs through pockets}

Boobs.  I like to get.

It's a Comic-Con Drinking Game.  You have to take a shot everytime you see someone in a Princess Leia slave costume.  You have to take two shots everytime you see someone who looks more like Carrie Fisher circa 2013 instead of circa 1980 wearing the slave costume.

Purchased my stock in Princess Leia slave costumes just in time!

What does a story about a platinum seller have to do with the AV Club?

RIP Lt. Mike Torello.

Corny!

Everybody Poops And Loves Raymond and Hates Chris