And the best trilogies come in threes.

Language.  Language.  There are kids here!

Digital Intermediary…as much as I hate to, I blame the Coen Brothers for it.

Evidentlly, Fort Lauderdale culture is confined to just one room.

At least it is not a bad as getting behind those same people at a Redbox kiosk.

Unless there is a such thing as zombies, life is a straight line and not, in fact, a circle.

What's with everyone dying today?

Just because I'm Jewish it doesn't make me Jesus.

We can collectively agree that 'Green Lantern' was shit.

That would explain it….God, I'm old.

Goddammit!!!!  I lived in Boston from 2001 - 2008 how did we not meet (READ: sleep together)? "Rusty the Skatemaker" is my favorite Resputina song.

Mi sombrero es tu sombrero.

I'm putting you on the list as Designated Driver, then.

If you could meet in person and have a beer with among all AV posters who would you chose?

Thank you kind Sir (or Madam) for defending my reputation.

At least she didn't shit on me…glass half full, I guess.

I thought I smelled cabbage.

I was just asking your mom where you have been.  Good to see you back son.  Can I call you son?

When faced with zombies the correct answer as to what weapon to carry is the machete.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  Instead of a 'Like' button there is a 'Wedgie' button