Me too.  I work in a gun factory.
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Yea, but they look hilarious in fast motion.

Oy Vey!

He's just marking his territory.

We were told explicitly yesterday that Sean O'Neal is responsible for writing urine-related Newswires…and then you immediately trample this rule!

Those swaths of fabric were expensive.  She is just trying to get her money's worth.

You shouldn't let you dad do that to you.  You should tell a police officer or an adult you can trust.

Even a two year old would be the reasonable one in this situation.

I'm just looking for a clean thread to post random, irrelevent comments.

That is their new motto:

I'm impressed with this judges wit and literary knowledge with him being from Mississippi and all.

Her

I hope they cast Ned Beatty as Prime Minister H. F. Verwoerd.

Agreed but let's start him off small with, say, his very own lemonade stand, and see how he does.

Plus the demo will be on BitTorrent the day after the auction anyway.

Hey Leadfoot, get off the gas!

dammit…"weirdo".  I should have gone with "weirdo".

There is just not enough DOS-based humor these days.

Or the time he was forced to tuck his penis between his legs and pretend to be a girl.

"Yes We Can!  Yes We Can!"