I generally support and admire vegans. But in this case the article, which makes some points worth reading, is unfortunately hilariously condescending.

*distantly* bong…

Seahawks, this year.

I'm a power-lifter.

Or Invader Zim.

Temba, your wife, with legs wide.

Metallica Rules.

Like that TNG episode.

There is no way you're JUST NOW getting 'Dikachu'.

The man made out of straw is smoking a cigarette.

It's shellfish. Suicide is the kind of thing a Shellfish would do.

This… already happened, SPOILERS, with Jon Snow's (partial) death

If you're rude to the right Barista she might take a pizzolatto in your latte.

It's shit.

Swallowed, absorbed through pores on his face and as a suppository

There aren't any jokes left about Family Guy. We're politely silent about it around here.

I'm just lonely.

Braces of cock. This guy's alright.

….No.

You love lamp.