They've all tried reheating spicy duck in the microwave, only to learn that the bill withers.

C'mon, nothing about the Other Side of Darkness?!

Pedantry alert: Alfresco was on ITV, not the BBC.

Nicolas Cage in the Emo Philips Story!

Once you go back, you never go black.

I like Melvins, ergo this news is good news to me.

Oh man, good call on the Cardiacs.

Scream, Dracula, Scream! was my first thought upon seeing the title of this, so well done Mr Hawthorne.

Ha, was searching the comments for Kimono My House. I would have been very disappointed if no-one had said it.

The simple answer: John Reis likes making shit up.

7. Pitchfork
6. Back Off Cupids
5. Night Marchers
4. Drive Like Jehu
3. Sultans
2. Hot Snakes
1. Rocket from the Crypt

Well, that's the loony left for you - we're going to hell in a handcart.

I came here entirely to link to the Richard Littlejohn clip, only to find you'd got there ahead of me. Anyone who calls Richard Littlejohn an arsehole to his face is in my good books. RIP.

Nabinz With Attitude?

Nabinz With Attitude?

It's the only explanation as to how Mark E. Smith walks the Earth.

It's the only explanation as to how Mark E. Smith walks the Earth.

Witchcraft is available on the NHS in certain parts of Cornwall.

Witchcraft is available on the NHS in certain parts of Cornwall.

I'm tall, fat, and I'd rather not discuss the crimes I've been accused of.