I'm tall, fat, and I'd rather not discuss the crimes I've been accused of.

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus I Am the Walrus?

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus I Am the Walrus?

I saw Rocket From the Crypt on Top of the Pops when I was young, about six or seven. At this point my understanding of music was cheesy early 90s dance songs and Britpop, both of which have their positives but on the whole didn't do it for me, and my Mum playing me the Greatest Hits of Dr Hook over and over (and over…

I saw Rocket From the Crypt on Top of the Pops when I was young, about six or seven. At this point my understanding of music was cheesy early 90s dance songs and Britpop, both of which have their positives but on the whole didn't do it for me, and my Mum playing me the Greatest Hits of Dr Hook over and over (and over…

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¡Me estaba diciendo Boo-urns!

¡Me estaba diciendo Boo-urns!

Does the Queen spend the entire time ripped to the tits on gin and reading the Racing Post? Because if not that's one historical inaccuracy.

Does the Queen spend the entire time ripped to the tits on gin and reading the Racing Post? Because if not that's one historical inaccuracy.

I only say that their career ended so that when they do reform, it'll feel even better because of the surprise. I mean, they are coming back, aren't they? Right? Right?

I only say that their career ended so that when they do reform, it'll feel even better because of the surprise. I mean, they are coming back, aren't they? Right? Right?

Does this mean that in a few years someone'll be singing "I'm not talking about a Nation of Ulysses song written 100 years before I was born"?

Does this mean that in a few years someone'll be singing "I'm not talking about a Nation of Ulysses song written 100 years before I was born"?

When I was a teenager I bought every Fugazi album out of admiration for their ethical stance, despite the fact I didn't actually like their music. After about four, five years it suddenly all clicked and wham, I had this incredible little treasure trove of great music already sat in my collection. Nowadays I still…

When I was a teenager I bought every Fugazi album out of admiration for their ethical stance, despite the fact I didn't actually like their music. After about four, five years it suddenly all clicked and wham, I had this incredible little treasure trove of great music already sat in my collection. Nowadays I still…

Madoff?

Madoff?

Maybe this coming together of Seinfeld and Cheers will finally allow George to get Ted Danson's plane.