Here's hoping he doesn't let Jason Alexander move it to the alternate side. Or that he doesn't get in an argument with some guy about a parking space. Or that they remember where they parked it at all. Or…

I'm British, and I went to my uncle's wedding the other month, and his wife and her family come from St Lucia. So what I'm saying is, this depiction of the black experience in Britain will not be complete without the sight of me slowly getting drunk and dancing badly in the background.

Which wasn't that good of a movie to start with!

Terrytoons' All will arrive in a year or two.

I Wanna Be A Bear, Preferably Baloo.

This idea infringes on my pizza-themed MC5 tribute act, Teenage Crust.

Milan2Minsk? StrangeEroticJourney? MacaroniMidler?

Well I saw Larry David in a production of the Producers a few years back, and he was great. Went off script a lot though.

I go away for five minutes and there's a Major Misunderstanding gimmick poster?

That picture of all the Doctors in a row had better end up in Viz's 'Up the Arse Corner'.

I'm Cosmo Who, the Assman!

…And she says, "Those aren't buoys"!

I wish Mike Watt wasn't too nice to sue, if only because I reckon Mike Watt in court would be like an old film where an old, plain-talking lawyer charms the court with his folksy ways. Also, he'd refuse to talk until the judge changed 'opening remarks' to 'opening spiel'.

Black Flag were anarcho-punk syndicalists now?

All we know is that Seal got a kiss from her.

My favourite song is Annihilate This Whelk. I guess I'm just shellfish that way.

I'm glad other people are getting the same impression and it isn't just In My Head.

"According to Ginn, both Morris and Rollins have, at some point, manufactured and sold bootleg Black Flag records and T-shirts."

Oh, I'm on NO sleep.

These pretzels… ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!