Credit must, I'm afraid, go to Half Man Half Biscuit. I don't doubt it's the first reference to the late Mr Rous on these pages, though. And now he's been referenced in three comments! I believe that's what they call 'trending'.

Better than Necro Sub, I guess.

And they said “Beware, there’s an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house in there

"Morrissey… will come out in a couple of weeks"

I've long suspected Grebo to have been the work of Littlewoods.

I'd argue Pulp too (unless you're not counting them because they didn't come directly out of Britpop?), and while I'm not that bothered about them myself I suspect a few people'd say Suede. But yeah, Oasis's 'victory' was pretty depressing, as are the endless parade of copycat bands still coming out to this day,…

I wish we could blame Dodgy, Cast and Space, and their commercial successes, on the government. Sadly, it all came down to really, really shitty taste.

That's a shame, he'd be perfect for the feature.

Also, the music business may lead you to experiences like this.

I demand a Random Roles with M. Emmet Walsh's naked ass!

It is funny in the right time or place, I swear! I guess you've GOT TO BE THERE.

Is this the Michael Jackson biopic?

That's cool, it's a big bed. Feel free to hop in!

Did he show him his Kittypants?

Heh, nice that he put Viz in there. The idea of David Bowie reading Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped or The Vibrating Bum-Face Goats amuses me greatly.

Two cunts were walking down the road and one got assaulted!

John Cusack IS LL Cool J

I've been putting on a Harry Enfieldesque Scouse accent every time the advert comes on and going "Eh, eh, he hasn't even got his moustache! Eh, eh!" So if Disqus would allow, I would very much like to like your status (also, anyone who has watched TV with me in the last couple of weeks or so would very much like to…

When I was growing up I think every parent in Britain had, by law, the Greatest Hits of Squeeze and the Beautiful South. That is my verbal portrait of the UK circa 1994.

I shall have to second Up the Junction's nomination.