They'll start doing that again soon when they realise that all the titles like 'Double Teamed Fuck Whores' and suchlike are already TV shows.

I don't want to get my hopes up, but yes, I really, really hope so. They're my favourite band of all time, but I unfortunately got into them too late to see them, because I saw them on Top of the Pops in 1996, and then promptly forgot their name until I recognised them in a picture accompanying an article about their…

I don't want to get my hopes up, but yes, I really, really hope so. They're my favourite band of all time, but I unfortunately got into them too late to see them, because I saw them on Top of the Pops in 1996, and then promptly forgot their name until I recognised them in a picture accompanying an article about their…

I like Ctrl-P, the Artist formerly known as Print.

I like Ctrl-P, the Artist formerly known as Print.

@EvelKareebel:disqus That was in Leicester. Unless you're asking where the Wetherspoons was. That was Derby. I can give directions if you're hungry?

@EvelKareebel:disqus That was in Leicester. Unless you're asking where the Wetherspoons was. That was Derby. I can give directions if you're hungry?

Yeah, I get that impression a little. I'm sure if I'd explained myself then it'd all have been fine, but in my "Why didn't I eat? I was in a Wetherspoons for heaven's sake!" state I didn't trust myself to explain well.

Yeah, I get that impression a little. I'm sure if I'd explained myself then it'd all have been fine, but in my "Why didn't I eat? I was in a Wetherspoons for heaven's sake!" state I didn't trust myself to explain well.

I once went to see Richard Herring (a British comedian) doing a show called 'Christ on a Bike', and during one bit he was on about various emails he'd received from Christians about the title of the show, and he sets this up by saying something basically along the lines of "And you'd think, believing in a religion…

I once went to see Richard Herring (a British comedian) doing a show called 'Christ on a Bike', and during one bit he was on about various emails he'd received from Christians about the title of the show, and he sets this up by saying something basically along the lines of "And you'd think, believing in a religion…

Truly, the greatest sign of a disturbed mind: pretending to have roots in Nottingham.

Truly, the greatest sign of a disturbed mind: pretending to have roots in Nottingham.

Doesn't a parody ape the qualities of its subjects in a mocking tone? So, basically, 50 Shade of Grey doesn't so much parody coherent writing as, you know, completely miss it?

Doesn't a parody ape the qualities of its subjects in a mocking tone? So, basically, 50 Shade of Grey doesn't so much parody coherent writing as, you know, completely miss it?

This is the soundtrack to the new Cirque du Soleil show, right?

This is the soundtrack to the new Cirque du Soleil show, right?

I did a fat chick.

I did a fat chick.

I'm legitimately curious as to how many Halloweeners in the UK will dress as Jimmy Savile this Halloween. Hopefully not when answering the door to trick-or-treaters, mind.