I'm legitimately curious as to how many Halloweeners in the UK will dress as Jimmy Savile this Halloween. Hopefully not when answering the door to trick-or-treaters, mind.

It's a shame Nicole Kidman has pulled out, denying us the scene where Dafoe describes his sex times with her and ends with "THERE WAS A FIRECROTCH!"

It's a shame Nicole Kidman has pulled out, denying us the scene where Dafoe describes his sex times with her and ends with "THERE WAS A FIRECROTCH!"

Eugh, I said I didn't want to come across as a dick, and then did. I still stand by the general gist of what I said but just… kind of skirt around the bits where I come across like a thunderous arse, please?

Eugh, I said I didn't want to come across as a dick, and then did. I still stand by the general gist of what I said but just… kind of skirt around the bits where I come across like a thunderous arse, please?

I agree with you on the fact it deserves some resentment - I can live with it, but it's a flawed film that didn't deserve the praise/awards it got - but I do feel the reasons it gets scorned are a bit off.

I agree with you on the fact it deserves some resentment - I can live with it, but it's a flawed film that didn't deserve the praise/awards it got - but I do feel the reasons it gets scorned are a bit off.

I wouldn't say Life Is Beautiful is a great or perfect movie by any stretch of the imagination, and hell, I'd have no problem with people saying it wasn't a good film, but I don't buy either a. this argument that it's a film about how fantasy can overcome reality and our imagination can get us through anything, or b.…

I wouldn't say Life Is Beautiful is a great or perfect movie by any stretch of the imagination, and hell, I'd have no problem with people saying it wasn't a good film, but I don't buy either a. this argument that it's a film about how fantasy can overcome reality and our imagination can get us through anything, or b.…

I preferred his second single, Kelsey Grammer.

I preferred his second single, Kelsey Grammer.

Great Primer, clearly a lot of thought put into this. Weirdly enough, the Children of Nuggets box set is a far better power pop compilation than it is a garage rock one - that's what got me into power pop for the most part, along with Radio City (which I still insist is the greatest album of all time).

Great Primer, clearly a lot of thought put into this. Weirdly enough, the Children of Nuggets box set is a far better power pop compilation than it is a garage rock one - that's what got me into power pop for the most part, along with Radio City (which I still insist is the greatest album of all time).

Terry Kath's invitation sits unopened.

Terry Kath's invitation sits unopened.

Red Dwarf was the first comedy I remember watching - I think it was Emohawk. I remember watching loads of repeats during the hiatus between series' 6 & 7, and falling increasingly in love with it. When it actually returned for series 7 I couldn't understand why it felt so off, but I still enjoyed it enough and there…

Red Dwarf was the first comedy I remember watching - I think it was Emohawk. I remember watching loads of repeats during the hiatus between series' 6 & 7, and falling increasingly in love with it. When it actually returned for series 7 I couldn't understand why it felt so off, but I still enjoyed it enough and there…

The correct answer is, of course, Krusty's interview with George Meany.

Eugh, that thing was flaccid for about three seconds.

Eugh, that thing was flaccid for about three seconds.