R.I.P. But 95 is a pretty damned good run. Same as Ernest Borgnine. Wonder if they were able to prolong their lives through similar techniques?

R.I.P. But 95 is a pretty damned good run. Same as Ernest Borgnine. Wonder if they were able to prolong their lives through similar techniques?

Or like a masturbator likes fat kids.

Or like a masturbator likes fat kids.

He hates masturbation like a fat kid hates salad.

He hates masturbation like a fat kid hates salad.

@avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus Yeah, between Owen, Jonathan Woodgate and Jermaine Pennant there now seems to be a well-worn path of 'Talented young English player goes to Spain, comes back injury-knacked and, eventually, playing for Stoke'. The fates of Woodgate and Pennant seemed to suggest it was a…

@avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus Yeah, between Owen, Jonathan Woodgate and Jermaine Pennant there now seems to be a well-worn path of 'Talented young English player goes to Spain, comes back injury-knacked and, eventually, playing for Stoke'. The fates of Woodgate and Pennant seemed to suggest it was a…

You try telling that to Ben Kingsley, Head of Clown Union.

You try telling that to Ben Kingsley, Head of Clown Union.

The man has to watch Stoke play every week. If that's not dying fucking slowly, in indescribable pain, I don't know what is (obviously ignoring the fact that Pulis most likely finds it more agonising to watch someone pass the ball along the ground, or go five minutes without booting someone up the arse).

The man has to watch Stoke play every week. If that's not dying fucking slowly, in indescribable pain, I don't know what is (obviously ignoring the fact that Pulis most likely finds it more agonising to watch someone pass the ball along the ground, or go five minutes without booting someone up the arse).

Now seems as relevant a time as any to repost a comment I came across (fnarr fnarr) while looking through some old AV Club comment sections.

Now seems as relevant a time as any to repost a comment I came across (fnarr fnarr) while looking through some old AV Club comment sections.

Alternatively there's Mike Lovecraftian, where Cthulu repeatedly sacks and antagonises anyone talented that gets near it. That's one cosmic horror that Don't Back Down!

Alternatively there's Mike Lovecraftian, where Cthulu repeatedly sacks and antagonises anyone talented that gets near it. That's one cosmic horror that Don't Back Down!

So this doesn't just consist of two hours of Tony Pulis staring angrily out from underneath a baseball cap? I'll hold onto my £10, thank you very much!

So this doesn't just consist of two hours of Tony Pulis staring angrily out from underneath a baseball cap? I'll hold onto my £10, thank you very much!

Mike Love: fears overexposure, loves John Stamos.

Mike Love: fears overexposure, loves John Stamos.