Norman Lovett looking bored at a comic convention, with no-one coming to get stuff signed, was one of the most heartbreaking sights I've ever seen. Especially since he's actually a damned good stand-up in his own right.

Norman Lovett looking bored at a comic convention, with no-one coming to get stuff signed, was one of the most heartbreaking sights I've ever seen. Especially since he's actually a damned good stand-up in his own right.

Well, what do you expect? It was co-written by Jerry Falwell, after all.

Well, what do you expect? It was co-written by Jerry Falwell, after all.

I'll take a guess that 3/4 of the band will sound tight, energetic and enthusiastic, while 1/4 will mumble a bit and, during the hardcore numbers, somehow audibly translate the exact feeling of a man staring at his watch (for about a minute and a half, obviously).

I'll take a guess that 3/4 of the band will sound tight, energetic and enthusiastic, while 1/4 will mumble a bit and, during the hardcore numbers, somehow audibly translate the exact feeling of a man staring at his watch (for about a minute and a half, obviously).

Well, I'd imagine his pants were, for the last few hundred feet or so anyway.

Well, I'd imagine his pants were, for the last few hundred feet or so anyway.

Sure you didn't make that video in a cave?

Sure you didn't make that video in a cave?

Either way, it involves a Honey Bucket.

Either way, it involves a Honey Bucket.

Yeah, but with less of the comedical potential of a five-man rape, or so Daniel Tosh tells me.

Yeah, but with less of the comedical potential of a five-man rape, or so Daniel Tosh tells me.

As near as I can tell, David Blaine's Wikipedia article is the only one to contain the word "twatdangle".

As near as I can tell, David Blaine's Wikipedia article is the only one to contain the word "twatdangle".

Does he turn him every which way but loose?

Does he turn him every which way but loose?

Barry White made music ideal for getting you laid. Of course the SNPP commentators had no idea who he was.

Barry White made music ideal for getting you laid. Of course the SNPP commentators had no idea who he was.