Thank you, ROB 64. I look forward to disappointing you once you become accustomed to the usual low standard of my comments around here.

Thank you, ROB 64. I look forward to disappointing you once you become accustomed to the usual low standard of my comments around here.

What are you, a fucking park ranger?

What are you, a fucking park ranger?

@Scrawler2:disqus Oh, it was just 'page not found'. But the text of the link appears to contain part of a press release related to a porn event. Stuff about fleshlights and lube, hence why I'm worried that you've claimed I've screwed you and started shaking your fist. This all seems to be leading somewhere unpleasant.

@Scrawler2:disqus Oh, it was just 'page not found'. But the text of the link appears to contain part of a press release related to a porn event. Stuff about fleshlights and lube, hence why I'm worried that you've claimed I've screwed you and started shaking your fist. This all seems to be leading somewhere unpleasant.

Seemingly taken from it, anyway. And I apologise for editing my original comment just before your comment. I thought I had nothing more to say on the matter, then I thought of something. A thousand apologies.

Seemingly taken from it, anyway. And I apologise for editing my original comment just before your comment. I thought I had nothing more to say on the matter, then I thought of something. A thousand apologies.

Uh, the link on "claiming"… it's… uhh… possibly copyrighted material itself. And quite disturbing.

Uh, the link on "claiming"… it's… uhh… possibly copyrighted material itself. And quite disturbing.

It wasn't heart-shaped, it was an upside-down butt, as Justin Bieber demands.

It wasn't heart-shaped, it was an upside-down butt, as Justin Bieber demands.

"Up there is the first ever live interview with an alien, which viewers in Scotland never got to see because they were watching a Paul Coia quiz show about hills."

"Up there is the first ever live interview with an alien, which viewers in Scotland never got to see because they were watching a Paul Coia quiz show about hills."

Don't worry! Spend five minutes on, say, the Daily Mail website and you'll see 'Lie-bore' in the comments. Because lying is bad, but to top it off they have the sheer temerity to be boring with it! The last time they lied to me I was almost asleep! My word.

Don't worry! Spend five minutes on, say, the Daily Mail website and you'll see 'Lie-bore' in the comments. Because lying is bad, but to top it off they have the sheer temerity to be boring with it! The last time they lied to me I was almost asleep! My word.

White people forgave Amelie years ago. Let it go.

White people forgave Amelie years ago. Let it go.

I misread the first few words of your post as "That's ridiculous, man." I thought you were inferring that Jughead would only resort to homosexuality if he ran out of vaginas to perform cunnilingus on, and that it wouldn't be feasible for this to happen, so his heterosexuality would remain staunch. To this end I…

I misread the first few words of your post as "That's ridiculous, man." I thought you were inferring that Jughead would only resort to homosexuality if he ran out of vaginas to perform cunnilingus on, and that it wouldn't be feasible for this to happen, so his heterosexuality would remain staunch. To this end I…