C'mon, you've never done the ol' slip-your-dick-into-a-hot-dog-bun-and-wave-it-at-a-famous-fictional-food-addict trick?

C'mon, you've never done the ol' slip-your-dick-into-a-hot-dog-bun-and-wave-it-at-a-famous-fictional-food-addict trick?

Jughead could easily be turned.

Jughead could easily be turned.

Fuck London.

If DC ever do a Justice League film, the Asylum can get the rights to Squadron Supreme.

If DC ever do a Justice League film, the Asylum can get the rights to Squadron Supreme.

I tried to invite him over, and he bit me.

I tried to invite him over, and he bit me.

You're the butt now, guy, as Sean Connery would say.

You're the butt now, guy, as Sean Connery would say.

I like furheads - the term, not the people, obviously, given how militantly bald I've just decided to be. And I'd like to coin the term "a scalp like Robin Williams' crotch", if I may.

I like furheads - the term, not the people, obviously, given how militantly bald I've just decided to be. And I'd like to coin the term "a scalp like Robin Williams' crotch", if I may.

I suppose it stops people from twenty, thirty years in the future watching the film and going 'Ha ha, look at their stupid hair', never suspecting that in twenty, thirty years time people will do that to them. I'm glad I'm going bald, you hair-people make me sick.

I suppose it stops people from twenty, thirty years in the future watching the film and going 'Ha ha, look at their stupid hair', never suspecting that in twenty, thirty years time people will do that to them. I'm glad I'm going bald, you hair-people make me sick.

Yeah, but let's not forget the Luftwaffe's greatest crime: bombing Stan Boardman's chippy. Never forget.

Yeah, but let's not forget the Luftwaffe's greatest crime: bombing Stan Boardman's chippy. Never forget.

@avclub-9024f9f0a80d2d248c7c6efb2e715c37:disqus She's an unrelenting nymphomaniac, and I'm a screaming homosexual.

@avclub-9024f9f0a80d2d248c7c6efb2e715c37:disqus She's an unrelenting nymphomaniac, and I'm a screaming homosexual.

Well, it did produce the Specials and the Selecter. On the other hand, it also produced the Enemy. Let's nuke the fucker.