Ah, that sucks. I always thought Bernard Righton seemed a pretty inspired idea, and the clips I'd seen seemed memorable. Shame if his comedy skillz have atrophied - it's why I'm too scared (plus lazy and apathetic) to watch the new online Fast Show episodes they did.

Ah, that sucks. I always thought Bernard Righton seemed a pretty inspired idea, and the clips I'd seen seemed memorable. Shame if his comedy skillz have atrophied - it's why I'm too scared (plus lazy and apathetic) to watch the new online Fast Show episodes they did.

You know, we had a good racket going, convincing everyone we were classy, sophisticated and not a bunch of cackling, drooling morons. You just had to let the world know about Two Pints of Lager, didn't you? Now they know. Now they know. I'll never get a decent table in this bleeding AV Club town again, you know?

You know, we had a good racket going, convincing everyone we were classy, sophisticated and not a bunch of cackling, drooling morons. You just had to let the world know about Two Pints of Lager, didn't you? Now they know. Now they know. I'll never get a decent table in this bleeding AV Club town again, you know?

Somewhere, John Thomson is crying into his whiskey. Admittedly, you could say this any day of the week. But this time, there's a reason!

Somewhere, John Thomson is crying into his whiskey. Admittedly, you could say this any day of the week. But this time, there's a reason!

Well, to be fair, I missed my tea the other day because I was distracted by Muslamic rayguns. But yeah, the EDL is one thing. Two Pints of Lager? That's… possibly worse. At least the EDL has never (to my knowledge) employed Will Mellor.

Well, to be fair, I missed my tea the other day because I was distracted by Muslamic rayguns. But yeah, the EDL is one thing. Two Pints of Lager? That's… possibly worse. At least the EDL has never (to my knowledge) employed Will Mellor.

You're being very charitable, saying that BBC Three is 'high-class comedy'.

You're being very charitable, saying that BBC Three is 'high-class comedy'.

That's defamatory to my nation! I'm going to sue your arse off!

That's defamatory to my nation! I'm going to sue your arse off!

Will he wear his Bucky Larson costume? If so, I'm sold.

Will he wear his Bucky Larson costume? If so, I'm sold.

Yes please. And can you get Rob Schneider to appear at my birthday party? We need a pinata.

Yes please. And can you get Rob Schneider to appear at my birthday party? We need a pinata.

Something about the National Front Disco?

Something about the National Front Disco?

This is actually one of my few comments not to refer to my penis.

This is actually one of my few comments not to refer to my penis.